Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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