is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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