I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
