I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Randomize
