Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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