How'd it feel making her break her religion?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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