HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
ELLEHCIM
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DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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