"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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