Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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