Someone shit on the floor
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Randomize
