dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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