I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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