I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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