Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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