you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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