D3 body, D1 cock
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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