theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
NoShamevember. You game?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
