Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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