Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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