i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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