I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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