No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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