break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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