im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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