Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
