So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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