We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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