All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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