Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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