I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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