it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
