Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
