He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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