if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
did i walk over a car last night?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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