areolas are like halos for boobs.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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