love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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