and she was petting her beer can
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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