Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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