So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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