But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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