physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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