Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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