He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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