I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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