turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable