well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
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you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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