Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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