I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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