Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
only if we run a train.
done.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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