It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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