I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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