I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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