p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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