His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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