Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
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It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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