real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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